I am Shinto

I was just doing some research at work when I stumbled across these gems on Amazon.com:
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They strike me as being really '90s for some reason. I think because they remind me of that segment from Reading Rainbow where the kids would do like a book review of one they liked. I think its funny how they don't all looks happy. I saw the Protestant one first and its all like "I am Protestant" and she just looks sorta bummed.