The Downfalls of the Easy Smoker

"Sir. I'm sorry. You can't smoke in here."
"It's not a cigarette."
"It...is..."
A sigh. "It's called Easy Smoker. It's like a cigarette but it doesn't make actual smoke. It doesn't smell. See." An exhale. Of vapor.
"Oh. I, uh, don't know if you can smoke that or... I don't think you can smoke that in here."
"I can. It's allowed. It's not smoke."

"Waiter. Waiter. Excuse me. Sorry. There is a man smoking in here."
"Okay mam I'll--"
"IT'S NOT A FUCKING CIGARETTE. IT'S ODORLESS VAPOR. JESUS!"