Freud says: Why are all your posts about '90s memorabilia?

Today at work I turned on the lobby tv

and made everyone watch a Saved by the Bell marathon!

Penne with only olive oil, parmesan, a little bit of garlic, and red salt (that's right. red. salt.) is the best! How did I not make moreeeeee!?!????!!!!

I just applied to be both a wardrobe production assistant and to be in a play from listings I found online. I think this might be a weird effect of me starting school today.

This local news anchor has the best twitter ever!!!! (Of the two I've ever seen, but the other is Kanye West so, really, that's saying quite a lot.) < 3 Gene Cox